At the end of 2011, I sat down with my team to try and figure out we should be doing in 2012. As you can imagine, we went through a great many ideas before settling on the One Day Run Around the World. Here are the top 10 challenges that I won’t be doing (no hard feelings if your favorite made the list).
10. No McDonald’s for 30 days. The person who suggested this was immediately laughed out of the room.
9. Ironman. Sounded like a terrific idea until… I remembered that I can’t swim. Not, “I’m a bad swimmer.” No, I literally cannot swim. So, for now, no triathlon, much less an Ironman.
8. 50 marathons in 50 days. No way. No how. This is for people who really, really like marathons. And pain.
6. McBiker. Bike from coast to coast. I would love to do this some day, but not in 2012. Okay, my wife won’t let me. I said it.
5. Burger King 10k. Not for a million dollars.
4. Swim Across the English Channel. See number 9.
3. 100 Pushups in a Row. If I started training now, maybe I could complete this in 2034.
2. Iditarod Great Sled Race. I’m more of a cat person.
1. Santa Speedo Run. Out of respect to my family, spectators and other participants, I will respectfully pass on this one.
